Hmmmm

I took you for a coffee on the beach. You sitting there with your white blond hair looking for all the world like a little angel. I had put your dummy (you only get this a night) into my pocket. As we were ordering I put your dummy on the table, quick as a flash you picked it up a stuffed it in your mouth.

I reached forward to take it out of your mouth and you said in a clear voice,'Daddy, don't touch my fucking dummy.' The whole cafe heard what you said and I thought I was going to blush to death. I pretty much slunk out of there feeling like the worst parent in the world.

Talking of Poo

You had taken your nappy off the other day and you pooed on the terrace. Disgusting enough you would think for daddy to deal with. Wrong!
I took you in and cleaned you up, went outside to clean up the poo....It was gone, missing poo? who would steal it?
Then penny the dog walked by smacking her lips like she had just wolfed down a steak. Supidly, remarkably stupidly, I bent down to smell her breath. OMG! No poo to clean up but quite a bit of daddy vomit.

What a dog!

Potty Training

This potty training is really hard to do. We have tried everything, bribery etc etc. You have put the price of a poo in your potty at one large fire engine.
You will win, we will buy it when the big day happens.