Talking of Poo

You had taken your nappy off the other day and you pooed on the terrace. Disgusting enough you would think for daddy to deal with. Wrong!
I took you in and cleaned you up, went outside to clean up the poo....It was gone, missing poo? who would steal it?
Then penny the dog walked by smacking her lips like she had just wolfed down a steak. Supidly, remarkably stupidly, I bent down to smell her breath. OMG! No poo to clean up but quite a bit of daddy vomit.

What a dog!