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Saturday 15 December 2007

On the Plane to London

You were so well behaved, you slept most of the way curled up on the seat. You are still so tiny. Anyway you have a very loud voice at the moment. Everything is at full volume. We aere having a fairly bumpy approach into London Heathrow and you were passing the time looking out of the window.

'Look at the engine, daddy.'
'Look at the wing daddy.' all very cute then in you excite high pitched voice you said, 'Look at all the SMOKE.'
Everyone in the planr heard and everyone in the plane, well their heart-rate rose a beat per minute or two.

Friday 7 December 2007

The Wrong Funeral

Thinking back a few years ago, I went to the wrong funeral of one of my friends. Nicky was a girl who fell off a horse and broke her neck, she was 19 years old. Her funeral was very sad. I drove down to Poole with another friend. We did not know her family as Nicky was a friend of Jane's who was at school with her.
So we sat through the very sad funeral, full of young people. After the funeral there was a wake at a local hotel. I called Jane on her mb phone and asked her for directions, Jane was going with the dead girls parents in their car. She said 'follow the big black car.' so I did. A big black car drove pas tus and off we all set. True enough the car pulled up twenty minutes later at a local hotel.
Chris and I went inside and milled around, looking for Jane or anyone we knew. We got a couple of drinks and a plate of food. Chris commented that he did not recinise anyone. I said that it was probaly because so many people actually came to the funeral that the rest of her friends jst came to the wake. What was I thinking?

So a few more minutes ticked by and a man came upto us and asked how we knew Robert. That is when the penny dropped, wrong Funeral party. I called Jane her phoe was off. We had to go back to the crematorium and get them to phone the funeral directors to tell us where the hotel was.
We both got there 2 hours late, it was one of the most embarrassing things I have ever done. Strangly it helped that atmosphere at Nicky's wake. It made people smile.

Your cousin Kirk's Christmas Show

On a much lighter note, your cousin Kirk told his daddy to make sure he was not late for the christmas show at the school. So uncle Kirk was there promptly at 10.30am, today and sat for an hour watching the show with all the other proud parents. Unfortunately uncle Kirk was at the wrong show. He was meant to be there next Wednesday at 10.30am. Uncle Kirk said that the teachers actually had tears of laughter running down their faces.

Divorce

Well your Uncle Kirk and his awful wife Michelle are breaking up. This is a shame as they have two beautiful little boys, Kirk and Ryan.
Michelle announced that she was seeing someone else and has been for the last few months.
Uncle Kirk is Ok as they have had problems for years.
Still it is very sad.

Wednesday 5 December 2007

Carbon Free Lifestyle

See the idea here
www.cambrianhouse.com/idea/idea-promoter/ideas-id/2biA9Zo/

Christmas Trip To London

On Saturday we are all off to London for 4 days. Muumy will go shopping and we will visit Hamely's toy store. We are so excited to show you London for the first time.

Monday 3 December 2007

Uncle Kirk is Depressed

Well, uncle Kirk seems to be fine. He was just a bit down. He is not sleeping rough he is still at home with his boys Ryan and Kirk and his wife Michelle.

I think he has been suffering from a little bit of depression. Lets hope he feels better soon. I have told him to go see a doctor.

Sunday 2 December 2007

Cute Saying

You have a new cute saying 'Last more.'